You will be missed, Jim Day

This weekend we both found ourselves with a Sunday off with no plans.  Of course, this was due to the schedule changes with the kiddos here, but still.  Its an unusual thing.  It was hot as hell but we decided to venture out and experience a summer tradition around here that we missed all last summer - the church festival.  Every church/school festival I've ever experienced was cake walks and homemade ring tosses.  Not this one.  Think beer, gambling, rides, fun!  And it was fun.  But did I mention it was hot as hell?  We stayed long enough to get airbrushed tats, face painting and a couple of kiddie rides before we bailed for air conditioning and drinks.  And food, we had to feed the kids, duh!

Before we left, Bay did a fish bowl toss and won a fish.  Oh.  Goodie.  Sense my enthusiasm, as I am sure it is radiating from my fingertips.  We don't do pets so well in our family.  Haven't had one in awhile, definitely not since we moved here.  So sure.  A fish can't be THAT bad, can it?  The festival booth did the smart thing.  Instead of handing out actual baggies with fish in them, they gave out certificates to the pet store.  Today the kids went and picked out the fish and fish trimmings (that sounds wrong, doesn't it?) and proudly brought the new fish home.  A name had been picked out already - Jim Day.  Those of you that don't live in this area have no clue who Jim Day is, but he is a Fox sports analyst who does the Reds Live show pre and post game.  Bay loves him.  We all love him.  I'm an avid follower of his on Twitter.  The big kids have learned all about him since they have been here.  We have a fan with Jim's face on it that we got at a game back in May and Jim is now appearing all around my house in various scenarios.  Did I mention how exciting they are to see him at the game on Friday?  I wonder if the real deal will be as exciting as this:

Jim Day swam swimmingly (proudly?  majestically?  fishily?) in his bowl for a grand total of 4 hours.  4 freakin' hours.  I didn't even get a chance to take a picture of him.  He looked like this.

Well, he did look like that.  After we stared at Jim Day for a few minutes later in the afternoon we realized he was not merely napping.  And at that point he looked a little more...stagnant.  Restful.  Cass and I very quickly escorted Jim Day to the portal to the giant ocean in the sky before Bailey could realize what we are doing and that was that.  Sorry Jim Day.  Maybe Jim Day 2 will fare better?

Day 2: More Missouri and Oklahoma

Woke up to a HOT and humid day in St. Louis.  And with a lot less skip in our step.  But we had more to go to get to Tulsa and see the guys.  This is where the trip started to lag, no surprise.  We were traveling on a holiday weekend, so of course on a Saturday morning, lots of peeps trying to get out of town and to the lakes.  I had boat envy in a major way on this stretch of the trip.  I was fantasizing about being at a lake, not in a car.  The central part of Missouri is absolutely gorgeous.  Hilly, green, lots of trees.  We saw Six Flags from the road and signs for all the lakes and recreational areas, but not anything close up.  Next time through I would like to stop at some of the caves.  Missouri is cave country, after all.  Who knew?

We did get to drive through Joplin, which I admit I was a bit freaked out about.  Luckily, the damage that we could see from the highway was minimal.  Uprooted trees, signs, some snapped poles and that was about it.  I wasn't going to go into town and go gawk and disturb people trying to rebuild lives.

By the time we got to Joplin, which was pretty close to the Oklahoma border, we had been through what seemed like hundreds of radio stations, 50 games of Interstate Jeopardy, a case of Red Bull (felt like it!) and were beginning to get pretty chippy.  Luckily I am certifiable, so getting chippy just makes me that much funnier.  Ask anyone.  :):)  

Oh, Oklahoma.  Flat, brown, boring. Nah, actually this part of Oklahoma was green and had trees!  But still boring.  And toll roads?  Really?  Here's how I really feel about Oklahoma.

The drive from the Oklahoma border to Tulsa felt like the longest drive I've ever taken.  I was getting anxious to see the guys, I was hot, tired, hungry and generally pissy.  We hit a bunch of annoying road construction but obviously we did eventually make it.  And it was all worth it in the end!!  Just for the record, they were just as excited to see me as I was to see them.  :):)

Observations from Day 2:

• Don't underestimate the awkwardness of having dinner with your kids, your current and your ex husband.  Nothing a couple of drinks can't help.
• Toll roads are dumb.  Wait, did I already say that?  Toll roads in the middle of nowhere are dumb.  Why do I have to pay to drive through your state?  Especially when the road is crappy?
• Choosing to do the trip in two days was brilliant.  Stay tuned for day 3.....

Day 1 of the Cross Country Roadtrip

Let the adventure begin!  Traveling without Bailey is almost like a vacation in and of itself (JUST kidding...sort of) so we started out in a chipper mood.  The weather was great, sun shining.  One thing I've always noticed about road trips, and this one was no exception, the first leg of the trip seems to be the easiest.  Good radio stations, good conversation, sights we hadn't seen before after we got through Louisville.

Southern Indiana is pretty... but that's about it.  I spent most of my time looking for Amish buggies.  I didn't see any.  Southern Illinois, more of the same.  More farms.  We did find some exciting rest areas..as exciting as rest areas can get, obviously.

This was a protected wetland in Illinois.  Actually quite pretty!  

Slow going through Illinois though, WTF gives with a 65 mph highway speed limit??  We did eventually make it to Missouri.  This was all part of the country that I have never experienced before, so I enjoyed watching the scenery.  And more rest stops...

We made it into St. Louis is pretty good time.  Enough time to get checked in, relax and go to the Anheuser Busch brewery which was important.  Priorities, people!  It was a great experience, I'm glad we went.  The brewery itself was not what I expected.  3 historic register buildings on the property, everything was in basically original condition.  And beer!  Lets not forget why we did the tour to begin with.

And can I just say, its disturbing when you realize horses are living better than you are.  Stained glass and chandeliers in stables?  Its not a bad gig, if you can get it.  We got to see the Clydesdales at Opening Day this year, but it was amazing to see them in person.  6"3" at the shoulder.  I wanted to ride one.  Mikey wouldn't let me.  Buzzkill.  But don't worry, we did get to have our free beer tasting at the end.  Considering all of the business we have given this company for many years, it was only right.

We also ventured down the Landing area, which is really nice.  I'd like to spend more time there under different circumstances.  We were tired, hot, run down and it was annoying that we had to watch a Cardinals/Rays game and whisper about the score of the Reds game.  All in all, it was a pretty tame night, considering we were alone in a different city.  Getting old sucks.

Observations made on Day 1 of the big adventure:

• While in St. Louis, Bud and Bud Light are considered premium beers and you have to pay more for them.  We'll have Miller Light, thank you very much.
• Coming up with new games to play with road signs makes the time go by quickly.  We suggest Interstate Jeopardy.
• Having a phone with an unlimited data plan is a fantastic thing.
• Choosing a hotel with a free Happy Hour?  Score!

Bring on the rest of Missouri!!

Jumpin' Juniper! Its July.

Today we begin a magical adventure that will take us across the country and back and hopefully expose us to many new and exciting things along the way.  Gag.  A little much maybe.  But we ARE starting a month of "summer vacation" today, at an hour I would rather see coming into the door, rather than leaving.  Remember when summer vacation used to actually mean something?  Like going to the pool, riding your bike, camping, sleepovers. Yeah, me too.  But its been awhile since I was able to just enjoy life.  This is that time, my friends.

First leg of the journey takes us from the wilds of Northern Kentucky to St. Louis,  Mikey has been there.  I have not.  In fact, this whole drive will be mostly new territory for me and I can't wait.  I plan to stop at all of the bizarre roadside locations and historical markers.  I'm a big fan of historical markers.

Hoping to get there in time to take in a tour of the Anheuser Busch brewery and maybe ride a Clydesdale?  Maybe not.  Wish us luck.